The Calorie Gang

The tale of the Calorie began as an Urban Legend. It was said the Calories are tiny creatures who live in you closet and sew your clothes smaller at night. This seemed to be just another Big Foot story untill one night I when I had decided to look for one. I camped out inside my closet. I felt like a kid waiting for Santa. I waited for hours and nothing happened. I decided to give up and reached for the closet door accidentally pulling it closed. No sooner did I close the door, then a little light appeared in the far corner as though someone had opened a tiny door and light was shining in from the other side. The light blinked off and I could hear the sound of something climbing up into the closet. I reached my hand out in the direction of the sound only to be stabbed with a pin. Ouch. I reached again and grabbed hold of this little creature and he was squeeling like a guinie pig. My first reaction was to let go but then He said, "Hey you what do you think you are doing. You should not be here. Let me go". He could talk I thought to myself in amazement. I said apologetically, " I am very sorry but I can not." We had a rather long and interesting conversation. Once captured Calories as quite entertaining and friendly. Once you know about them and take care not to provoke them they leave you alone. Calories after all are sneaky that way.

Calories love to play pranks on people. They are most famous for stiching your clothes smaller at night. The entrance to the Calorie realm can usually be found in closets. But they have been known to pop up in kitchen cabinets and even in the refrigerator when it is filled with Holiday treats. Calories love candy and sugary snacks. When you have lots of goodies in the house, junk food especially you will definetly be getting a visit for the pants tightening Calories. There are many different kinds of calories. But the mains ones are: Holiday Calories, Regular Calories and Zero Calories. They also come in different size. There are High Calories, Medium Calories and Low calories. Low calories are mostly children but there are some calories who picked up bad habit early on and it stunts their growth they are between 4 and 6 inches tall. . Medium Calories are usually between 7 and 9 inches tall. They are adult Calories and most are Seamsters. A seamster is a Calories who is well trained and skilled at making seams and reducing the overall size of clothing, loosening buttons, cutting threas of seams so they burst open, things of that nature.. High Calories are the bosses. They are also much large then Medium Calories. They range from 10 to 14 inches tall. Holiday Calories are especially tricky. Since we humans fill our homes with lots of tasty treats around holidays and there is so much mischief to be done in such a short amount of time. Holidays Calories sleep most of the year and only appear during the different Holidays. Calories come in every color of the rainbow. Some Holiday calories tend to have colors to match the holiday. It just seems to work out that way. Also if a Calorie is ever Sa which doesn't happen very often as they are a lively bunch, the Calories call them Empty Calories and all work very hard to cheer them up. While Caloires are mostly fun loving characters who love practical jokes more then anything they can also be sneeky and mischievous and down right troublesome especially the Holiday Calories. They are the Sneekiest of them all. So now that you know all about the Calories. Why don't we meet some.

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